ugly:

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

done deal

You ain’t real if you haven’t had your hair washed in a kitchen sink

(Source: dynastylnoire)

“Everyone has a 2am and a 2pm personality. I’m more interested in the monster you become at 2am rather than the human being you pretend to be at 2pm.”

(via blurrymelancholy)

(Source: visua-liz-e)

foolsgoldd:

 
corgiaddict:

*burp* Oh! Excuse me!
(Penny was really wolfing it down.)


beardbrand:

Photo of @theprinceofpeace by thebigpictur posted by beardcollective
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